OMG OMG You are the devil!!! Cocky party of Muahh!!

AHHHH I already wrote this whole post on this pin and I went to hit space bar and POOF it disappeared my finger must have slipped but trust me when I say this pin is officially cursed!!! Lets start from the beginning shall we??..So I picked this pin because it's super simple and I have all the supplies so here it is http://pinterest.com/pin/148126275214620064/ Now lets just say this pin for me became a train wreck and well since everyone can't help but to stare at a train wreck please enjoy mine!!
 Now lets start from where this pin went wrong......the directions yes that's right you see my oober cocky attitude on how crafty and talented I am decided all you need is kool-aid, ice cubes and yarn I can skim the directions but I can guarantee that's all I need so I did just that and skimmed!! DON'T EVER SKIM!!!! read bitches Read!!! Ok so after I fu#$@% up the directions I began my pin (still not knowing I'm doing this allllll wrong)

So I began with a cup and half  of water in several cups with a different type of flavor of kool-aid in each one...Don't add sugar!! 

  Next step was to put each color in the ice cube trays and freeze....this is where the problem began!!!! We buy our ice!! I couldn't find a ice cube tray and the stores were already closed!! ding ding that's right I remembered my sister in law had gotten us some ice cube trays for Christmas a few yrs back!!! but I only found one....so I got my tray to freeze homemade baby food and used that as well!! BTW thanks Chels!!

Okay so I have my tray with white yarn and my ice cube trays about to go in the freezer....Huh??..What's that babe??...The fridge isn't working?? What the hell do you mean it's not working???? FU@#!!!! That's right folks our fridge took a shit! But luckily with my husbands brains and my craftiness we pulled our resources and with a hair dryer and some Velcro we got it working again!! ..Intrigued about how me used those two things to make it work huh??......(you should see how we get down in the bedroom!!...LMFAO jk we have two under 2 well just turned 2 so ...we don't have time to get crafty in there!!) but however now that we've gotten so pro at fixing our fridge we're thinking about opening a refrigerator repair shop...maybe we should call it...bubble gum and Duct tape?? anyways Moving along now that the fridge is fixed and the ice cubes are FINALLLLLy frozen time to make some magic happen....so I strategically place the ice cubes around the top of the yarn to make sure when it dyes it looks freaking awesome!!

    Now time to wait and watch the magic develop!!....Waiting.....waiting.....waiting........ Whats that babe??..."Bre it's all gonna melt and be a big pool of soupy blahhh underneath!" ....I reply " Um your stupid, no it's not ...Look at the pin ya dork it dyes it as it melt"...ugh men so stupid!! .....waiting....waiting

WTF!!!!!....Great Hubby was right!! WTH where did I go wrong? Crap he's never gonna let me live this down ...he was right for ONCE!! I'm gonna hear about this till I die!! God Only knows what I'll have to do to get him to shut up about it .... hehe *wink* bahaha Yea right ...Great so it all did melt to a mushy pool of bahlaa....Time to call my mom (My Guru of Craftiness) Mom...wth I did what it said...(mom finds pin and re-reads it aloud) ...Use only wool yarn and must wash first in a vinegar bath....F#$K ..."Breana did you wash it first and only use wool?" ....Umm no?! Ugh I hate admitting to my mom that I did not read the directions thoroughly and only skimmed (shes been bitching at me about that since I was little) I can't help I'm a self made Genius and don't need to read directions (well maybe this one time) bahahaha ....So I really wanted to have this pin done in time for My friend Kristen that will be going to deliver her twin boys within the next wk and a half (shes learning to Crochet) But however Kristen I don't think you want this one?!?! I'll be revisiting this pin ..this wk I hope ....AND DOING IN CORRECTLY!! I should have never started this damn Pin....cursed it is cursed!!...so enjoy my soupy mess!!